Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts

Thursday, March 1, 2012

How long has Darth Vader been a tool?

I am way outta my area of expertise when I mention Star Wars, but I was watching some of the Super Bowl ads and had to freeze frame this.. Has Darth Vader worn this silly necklace the whole time? Does it have some kind of meaning? What was the prop man/woman thinking when Darth walked on set...hey he's missing his tool necklace?  My opinion about something like this is about as relevant as anybody's knowledge of politics, but thought I would throw this out there.  oh BTW has anybody seen the previews for Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, I heard it was going to get an Oscar...

Wait...Did like 4 seconds of research..So its holding his cape... But the pictures below shows a dramatic difference between the commercial and his actual attire.  The links are far fewer than the commercial and more industrial looking...Man this is almost too much attention to detail for a person that has never even watched a Star Wars movie...

Still I will still say that the Super Bowl Ad chains make him look like a huge pansy.

Cheap dangly links C'mon it looks like a necklace that made a scene in '92..
Thick links...I think I get it now.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

PS Vita

This ad campaign kinda scares me.  I'm not much of a gamer, but I feel as if they aren't asking, but demanding me not to quit playing video games...I'm the kind of guy that says "I will cuz I want to, not because you're telling me to" so this ad is basically making me not want to join in on this for the mere fact of demand.



Plus the actual TV spot states that you can play on your TV and then take it on the go with this new game console.  To me it is like they are saying "Hey we are an addiction, so we'll help feed the fire" How bout you play games when you have nothing else to do at your house and when you leave you go enjoy the presence of friends family, outdoor activities and other things that make life grand...Am I too much of an old-timer on this issue? There wasn't a day when my mom had to find me and tell me to be in by sunset.  What is happening to the youth?


Saturday, February 4, 2012

Super bowl Ads and rants

Ah! The Super Bowl is tomorrow but I'm not into sports...well watching them anyways.  Who do you think is going to present the best ads? I hope its not Burger King, that place has been basically kicked outta my town and I hate their burgers, what a weird excuse to burn something...oh but its flame broiled? Gross.  Nothing better than burnt fast food...  Anyways it's gotta be a car commercial or something but wouldn't it be great if it was some new Apple product like Apple TV or something that would again rule the tech world.  I'm kinda tired of these Insurance and car ads.  Frankly I own neither one and don't plan on it.  They aren't fun and cost more than the benefits.  So lets hopefully place some ads of some fun new exciting products.  This leads to me thinking that there should be guy stores in the mall...I'm tired of hanging out with my gf wondering around looking at girl stores when if there were some interesting guy stores it would be a little more enjoyable.  Sure I'm from a small town but our mall is the epicenter of the town so it is comparable to bigger city malls.  I've been to bigger cities malls and there isn't much retail stores for guys with my interest unless its an Apple store the only thing close are those stupid stores that sell you the massage chair that is also a iPod charger that is also a TV that is also a potato chip maker.  Its fun to go in there once or twice to make fun of but i couldn't imagine paying 84.95 for an automatic back scratcher.  Enough of my rants and to all a good night. Woot to football!